The Oregon Trail hates me.

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14 Oct 2010 23:30 #10335 by Kurzuul
I don't even remember how I got through this game so easily when I was a kid. Fucking dysentery.

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15 Oct 2010 00:58 #10342 by L0rdG1gabyt3

Kurzuul wrote: Fucking dysentery.

LOL!!! HAHA!! I remember that!

What version are you playing?

I had one back in the day for Win3.1, and I edited some files to change what the illnesses were. So insead of dying from dysentery, you would die of PMS for example. I was hilarous to see that "Jason died of PMS" LAMO!!!!!
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15 Oct 2010 02:47 #10348 by Dreyvas
Aids.

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15 Oct 2010 03:00 #10350 by Twodavez
This would for sure be an awesome OLD School game! who can get the best score in the game and still make it across the trail! I'm sure there is a legal open source version of it out there! :whistle:

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15 Oct 2010 03:45 #10352 by L0rdG1gabyt3

Twodavez wrote: This would for sure be an awesome OLD School game! who can get the best score in the game and still make it across the trail! I'm sure there is a legal open source version of it out there! :whistle:

Believe it or not, its actually "abandonware". You can get it freely here

www.abandonia.com/en/games/23786/Oregon+Trail%2C+The.html

All you need to do is run it inside DOSBox.

A contest would be awesome! Take screenshots at particlular parts in the game, and whoever has the best score at the end wins something... like respect! And like they said in GTA2: "And remember, respect is everything!"

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15 Oct 2010 05:42 #10355 by Kurzuul
Haha, the first day I discover Abandonia, someone links to it.

That's actually where I got my version. The original ftw. Runs perfect in Dosbox.

(Also, while you're at abandonia you should check out Tyrian 2000.)

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15 Oct 2010 07:01 #10357 by Koolaid84
ipod has a version in the app store thats pretty awesome

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15 Oct 2010 07:09 #10358 by L0rdG1gabyt3

Kurzuul wrote: Haha, the first day I discover Abandonia, someone links to it.

That's actually where I got my version. The original ftw. Runs perfect in Dosbox.

(Also, while you're at abandonia you should check out Tyrian 2000.)

Im actually a registered member over there. Havent visited in a while, but still registered.

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16 Oct 2010 01:19 #10372 by Wingless92
I always got diareaha when I played. For some reason it would happen in real life too, that was why I stopped playing.

I can't deal with so much poop in my life, lol!

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19 Oct 2010 00:40 #10424 by drpain

Wingless92 wrote: I always got diareaha when I played. For some reason it would happen in real life too, that was why I stopped playing.

I can't deal with so much poop in my life, lol!


lol thats some dirty butt right there.

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19 Oct 2010 01:14 #10425 by Dreyvas

Wingless92 wrote: I always got diareaha when I played. For some reason it would happen in real life too, that was why I stopped playing.

I can't deal with so much poop in my life, lol!


This is the best thing I have ever seen on these forums, easily.

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19 Oct 2010 01:59 #10426 by L0rdG1gabyt3

Wingless92 wrote: I always got diareaha when I played. For some reason it would happen in real life too, that was why I stopped playing.

I can't deal with so much poop in my life, lol!

Aaaaaaaalright.... The only thing I got from the game was a busted keyboard. When everyone would just up and die for no apparent reason on the last leg of the trip.... GRRRRRRR!!! >:(

Maybe it was because the last leg of the trip I would set them on a greuling pace with meager portions and make them push that until either a. We reached the end or 2. they all died!

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25 Oct 2010 04:21 #10558 by Kurzuul
I tried doing a speed run, and everyone died at the first river crossing.

Always remember to check out the depth/length of the rivers before you attempt to ford it.

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28 Oct 2010 17:47 - 29 Oct 2010 18:10 #10649 by L0rdG1gabyt3

Kurzuul wrote: I tried doing a speed run, and everyone died at the first river crossing.

Always remember to check out the depth/length of the rivers before you attempt to ford it.

You never ford the river... always cauld and float. You will make it across 90% of the time.

I played through this game the other day, and finished. All 2 survivors in poor health. I think my ending score was 27!

EDIT: Ran through again this morning, finished in just over 16m. All in good health, score of 5298! I will post a video later if anyone is interested in seeing it.
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01 Nov 2010 00:46 #10735 by Kurzuul

L0rdG1gabyt3 wrote:

Kurzuul wrote: I tried doing a speed run, and everyone died at the first river crossing.

Always remember to check out the depth/length of the rivers before you attempt to ford it.

You never ford the river... always cauld and float. You will make it across 90% of the time.

I played through this game the other day, and finished. All 2 survivors in poor health. I think my ending score was 27!

EDIT: Ran through again this morning, finished in just over 16m. All in good health, score of 5298! I will post a video later if anyone is interested in seeing it.

It was basically FULL SPEED AHEAD FUCK YEAH

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04 Nov 2010 01:54 #11824 by L0rdG1gabyt3
Ill post up that video tonight!

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04 Nov 2010 09:43 - 04 Nov 2010 10:35 #11843 by shocka
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Oregon Trail zombie style. :D

1536 points at the end I was the only one who made it, you know why? BECAUSE I FUCK SHIT UP!!!

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04 Nov 2010 17:52 #11864 by L0rdG1gabyt3
That one was tough! I only made it about half way!

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04 Nov 2010 20:45 #11871 by Davey_Boy
Made it with Me and two other survivors with 1592 points!! It was fun! :woohoo:

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06 Nov 2010 06:47 #11934 by L0rdG1gabyt3
Here finally is my playthrough. It is almost 15m long.

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07 Nov 2010 22:38 #11968 by garfi3ld
only flipped through it. Makes me want to dig it back out so to speak

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08 Nov 2010 04:25 #11994 by L0rdG1gabyt3
It is a 15 min video. Kinda boring I suppose to watch the little oxen and wagon bounce along for that amount of time. I tried to make the soundtrack interesting at least.

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