I cant carry it for you, but I CAN carry YOU!!
Let's face it, I'm amazing and you want me(...and so does your mom). I can and will beast our lane. No, seriously, heads will roll, towers will crumble, and you might even get a stiffy.
What do I require from you? Street smarts and a pair of brass balls- no wait, silver balls. Just be a solid player and know when and how to get in and out.(Phrasing)
I'd prefer to find a good adc, but having somebody that can control a different part of the map at least half as well as I can is also nice for mid-to-late game fights.
My name is iarrrpirate and I enjoy winning. Do you?
LOLKING
